I ain’t a funny person. There, I said it. Attempting to make jokes just to appear funny would make me even less of a person that is already not funny. I do however at times use someone else's poor joke to test others' humour, or better said, their nature. But that’s not what I was gonna say. I was gonna talk about it being breakup season. But I’ll come back to that in a bit. Now, for some people, trying to be funny is hard work. Especially when it’s not part of your innate abilities, nor when you don’t have an eye or a ear prepared for moments that present the potential of being well-timed, perfect for side-splitting satire. And I slightly branch off from humour to its neighbouring ‘satire’ because being sardonic is, on the surface of things, easier to do than actually being comical. Anyone can have a go at playing satirical, while making sweeping statements that are hard to swallow – it’s the fashion these days to ‘act clever’, right Cha-Char boy? And we don’t like clever people, mmno Sir.
Then comes the more complicated part, which is how successful one's attempt at playing the satirical, wise fool, really is. And when you meet people trying to be lampoons with the intention to cut deep, that’s when things get nailed up, back to front. When these failed buffoons become far more focused on hurting and on being cutting (these are people with issues btw), than on exercising their ability of being funny and on attempting some wise crack... well, when that happens you just wanna snap their little limbs to pieces and brush them off under the carpet, in a gasp puff. But, as we live in a eunion-civilized world, we serious people can only satisfy ourselves with eyeing the culprit during a long buildup to which some others have to be unfortunate witnesses. And as with any worthy long buildup, we have our kitty-like wits climax by telling him to chill the fuck out and have a cookie. Tesco-value, asa cum iti plac tie ba!
Now back to breakup season, this should actually be the case for some people (soz for my cool impetuousness). Because for what's worth, and as my to-be-hubby puts it no-jokes, We that are true lovers run into strange capers; but as all is mortal in nature, so is all nature in love mortal in folly.
How do you like 'em apples?
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Yes, but we have to take into consideration that some people are building themselves this way: stupid. And what do these people do when it comes to quality humor? They die! Metaphorically speaking, of course.
your wishful thinking is simply adorable.
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